• My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.


zoichikanoe:

I asked my mom if anyone did anything for april fool’s today at work and she just kind of stared at me and said that the operating room really isn’t a good place for pranks

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suzuharatoji:

please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus

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zeekayart:

laughhard:

This man was born for this job.

the chosen one

Anonymous said: hi :) what are you doing tonight?

I said:

I went out with my friends Donya and Sydney and Donya’s little siblings to this place called Party Planet X-treme… it was p fun. then we went to Buffalo Wild Wings. yum. Now I’m going to sleep

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buriaq:

coolbutcautious:

the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate 

thats the spirit

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