• me: *on my phone*
  • grandma: do you ever put that thing down?
  • me: *puts phone down*
  • me: why did you ruin the economy?


anxius:

boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u

(via carvingcastles)


ridge:

my love and hate for twitter is so real

caseydoll:

do you ever keep tabs open thinking “eh i’ll get to that later” and then five weeks pass and you still haven’t fucking done anything with it

(Source: toewsnkane, via itwasgood-neverlookingdown)


llttlemermaid:

He wasn’t good enough for her.

problackgirl:

contestant on singing talent show: i quit my job for this, dropped out of school, I left it all… just for this moment

me: nobody asked you to do that though

(via ernbarassing)